When you’re at work and being too productive
You can just install
Sametime
If you’ve too much free memory and CPU
To use for actual work
Sametime

You can sometimes view the names of the participants and meetings
View the application sharing – if it works –
How can you not lose?

Sametime Connect is so lame
If your co-workers are online, they’ll be lucky if they can respond back to you

’Cos it’s Sametime
Try it and waste some time
Sametime
You be regretting it for a long time
Sametime
It’s out there waiting for you, like a serial killer

Sametime
Sametime
Sametime
Sametime

Don’t download and install the package on your own PC
Sametime
Wait for IT to order you
Or better yet, use the open source meanwhile plugin
Sametime
Keep trying to share your applications with the folks in other cities
Or get angry trying to join a new discussion group
Get down to nitty-gritty with java tracebacks
How can you not lose?
Start up a chat with your friends - if it works
You’ll get their messages - eventually
The annoyance never ends
’Cos it’s Sametime
Take your blood pressure medication then try
Sametime
Unfortunately you won’t be the only one
Sametime
It’s there waiting for you, like a mass murderer

If you like it, you must work for IBM…